Have you talked to your saplings about sex?

Somewhere in the world, this conversation has to have gone down. Probably some stoned couple on a futon watching Evil Dead. The girlfriend in the Invader Zim shirt is all like... "Well, the least that redneck demon tree could do is wear a condom!"

And then it starts. The long philosophical ponderings of Ent spawn... and naturally, the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases.

Forget crabs! THE TERMITES MAN! THE TERMITES!

But of coarse... that could never happen...

Or... could it?

So remember kids. You get the urge to hug a tree... always make sure you know that tree's history, and make sure you wear protection. Don't let this happen to you!

Peace.