Monday, March 06, 2006


I got a new pair of pants and put them on today and I found these little rubber teeth things around the waist that look like zipper teeth only they are not zipper teeth and they are made of rubber but come to think of it rubber zippers would be pretty cool. Think of all the poor fools out there that have been scarred for life by hasty zip-ups on their junk. A rubber zipper might prevent that. At least it would be soft... and it wouldn't rust. But yeah, (a comma?) the teeth go around my waist like the teeth of a mother crocodile gently gumming its young in the safe haven of its lethal jaws... with SCIENCE!

And that is all I have to say about the Oscars.



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