Behold... a childhood wet dream come true...

The Devastator Rubber Band Gun #A1125

Oh my god...

This is just...

Well... This is just sexy on stilts! This is the sexiest thing I've seen since Joe's Mac and Cheese pic. I mean the fact that I come upon this tonight, after having a strange urge all day to play Doom 2 in between black and white French films... an urge that I satisfied immensely I might add... is just... It's like some horoscope telling me I need to get in touch with my chainsaw wielding sock monkey loving inner child!

To hell with ya fancy ballzooka! We going Amish all up in this bitch!

Say "sock monkey" ten times fast!

Mwahaha! Ah ha-ha AH ha, ha, ha... hOk I'm done.

Damn opossums...

Peace.